Nerdton Primary Care Centre is a doctor's surgery in Nerdton. It is known for employing very skilled doctors; some doctors who worked at the surgery in the past went on to become some of the most experienced staff in Dundundun Eastern Infirmary. It specialises in dealing with minor illnesses and injuries, in addition to foot complaints and carpal tunnel syndrome. In April 2016 a dental department opened which is oddly situated by an unhealthy snack bar. A dialysis unit also opened in April 2017.
The surgery however doesn't have a perfect reputation as it is overcrowded with hypochondriacs from Morepets and Scoton who overload the phone lines and waste appointment times, much to Oskar Andersson's annoyance. Some people even sit in the waiting room just to listen to the relaxing music played there. Ironically the surgery is situated just down the road from Nerdton Cemetery, attracting attention from tabloid newspapers when it first opened.
Many chavs from locations such as Town bin Fart, Burberry and Nobraintree were also known to make prank calls to the centre. As of October 2015, the centre has blocked all phone numbers from chavvy areas. Jamie Wallace's number is also blocked due to him prank calling the surgery ten times in one day, and Jack Jackson's number got blocked when he called the centre and farted into the phone fifteen times.
The surgery is heavily featured in the episode Edvard Andersson's Appointment, in which Edvard Andersson defeats three obnoxious chavs in the toilets but ends up fainting afterwards.
Waiting room playlist[]
- Chen Yue - Flowers in a Riot of Color
- PianoJukebox - Take Over Control (Classical Piano)
- Grey Houston - Incredible Feelings
- Vitalie Rotaru - Digital Feelings
- Phigroa - Christina
- Gabriel Florea & Dirk M. Schumacher - Spiritual Retreat
- Hybrid - Finished Symphony (Orchestral version)
- Chino Yoshio - To Bridge
- Super Mario 64 - Jolly Roger Bay
- Brain Age 2 - Virus Buster (Fever)
- Microsoft Office 2013 - Default Hold
- Windows XP - Welcome